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Title: Thou Shalt Not Pranketh

Author: Me, of course!

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Main Pairing: Naru/Ino, Jira/Tsu

Side Pairings: Gaa/Saku, Sasu/Hina, Neji/Ten, Shika/Tema, Lee/Matsuri, OCxOC pairings, Kaka/Kure, Iru/Anko

Genres: Humor, Romance, Drama

Summary: [I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.]As punishment, Naruto is sent to Manalo Prep. Lord knows the trouble he'll get into. [NaruIno][All het]


Let’s get some things straight. Naruto Uzumaki is a 16 year old teenager. He likes ramen, the color orange, energy drinks, and pranks. He hates preps, preppies, emo’s, and polka music. He enjoys skateboarding, pranking, playing video games, being random, and having friends. He does not enjoy school. He does not want pity from people. They say he’s dead last, he tells them to fuck off. There is one interesting fact about Naruto, and the fact remains that he runs faster than Severus Snape when confronted with shampoo. Yes, Naruto was a fast runner, probably from trying to get away from all the gay little boys trying to get his ass everyday since he was twelve. Naruto was completely loyal to the female body, nothing could change that. Absolutely nothing. He has rich parents, rich grandparents, and rich siblings, yet he went to a public school and wore clothing that didn’t cost that much.

Ah, yes, the memories of Konoha High. Gayest school in the world. Everywhere you turn, gay man waiting to rape you. Which is why Naruto didn’t go there anymore. He had had enough men. Naruto may not be the smartest person, but he comes up with wacky ideas. Like, on his last day before he got expelled, he spray painted the boys locker rooms with ‘goth’ images. Then, he erased all the grades on the school’s hard drive. That last one might’ve been the one to send him out, though.

Naruto wouldn’t have done that if he had known it would’ve been violating his probation. Yes, Naruto had probation. He had been suspended 60 times more than all the students put together in the one and a half years he‘d gone there. Now, Naruto was fucked. Completely and utterly screwed. He, the delinquet, was going to Konoha’s most prestigious school, Manalo Prep. Now, Naruto could think of a dozen ways to destroy the school, but he didn’t want jail time. Oh, no, he did not want jail time.

So now, Naruto Uzumaki, Son to The Famous Kyuubi Uzumaki, was riding in a limo for the first time of his life with his older sister, Naruko. His father had such a great taste in names. Naruko was known as the ‘Mean Teacher’, and she was. Mean, old bat even if she was 23. Stupid goody-goody know it all was what she was. And here she was, telling Naruto what his schedule was. Telling him he had the same schedule as the two Mr. Popular’s in his grade, Sasuke Uchiha, boyfriend to Hinata Hyuuga, and Gaara Sabaku, boyfriend to Sakura Haruno. Now, she told him she thought they were secretly gay because she had a photo of him on her desk and they always stared at it. Frankly, Naruto thought he should be carrying a taser at all times. Then there were the Mr. Popular’s in the year above his, Neji Hyuuga, boyfriend to TenTen, and Lee, boyfriend to Matsuri. She didn’t know about them being gay. And then there was The King Of Popular, Itachi Uchiha, boyfriend to nobody. Yep, the King of Popularity was single. Shocker, right?

What would happen as Naruto stepped out of the thousandth limo in the parking lot of Manalo High would give him a best friend, a lover, a gay friend, a couple stalkers, and a pat on the back for effort.

Yeah, I had this on FFNET and just decided, out of the blue, to post it on a NaruIno commy, and then remember I joined one awhile back. xD Anyways, did anyone like it? I should be working on the second chapter(chapter three if you count the prologue as one), since I haven't updated it since August 22. XP

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